Guide to dating on the dark side
The main characters of this paranormal, vampires story are Lucius Vladescu, (Anatasia) Jessica Packwood.
The book has been awarded with Pennsylvania Young Readers' Choice Award Nominee (2011), and many others.
Antanasia Dragomir, renamed Jessica Packwood by her adopted parents, is a down-to-earth farm girl with a talent for mathematics and a resolute disdain for all things supernatural.
"Allow me to do at least one common courtesy for you. I jammed the pitchfork in the general direction of his foot and ran like hell for the house, ignoring his yowl of pain.” ― “Lucius needs you. "He is not going to bite me," I interrupted, pointing a shaky finger at Lucius. I don't care what kind of 'betrothal ceremony' they had! ” ― “But Lucius was staring at the beamed ceiling of the barn, pacing around, hands clasped behind his back, muttering to himself. I've brought you a book— a guide, so to speak—which will explain everything—" I stood up so fast my chair tipped over, smashing to the floor. ""Because...because he's so tall," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. Could you, perhaps, have one of the local women fashion a crude poppet out of, say, a wooden spool and some scraps of wool? Aesthetic standars for this particular collection were not high, believe me.She hasn't even kissed a boy yet, for goodness' sake." Lucius smirked at me, raising one eyebrow. I don't want Lucius thinking you're some sort of experienced young woman, ready for marriage.” ― “Princess.
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Armed with newfound confidence and a copy of Growing Up Undead: A Teen Vampire’s Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions, Jessica makes a dramatic transition from average American teenager to glam European vampire princess.